Monsterhearts: Jefferson High

Music of... the Damned?

OKAY. So this is a first round draft and it is INCOMPLETE and it is missing almost all the parts about Britt and the band and also it needs work but WHATEVER I am posting it and then I will edit it later and make it better.

There was a guy Joey who was missing from school and there were rumors he was DEAD and Logan was all wondering about it because he’s emo and gothy and into teh_darkness.

So Logan went to the missing guy’s house this other goth girl Becky (who Logan is hot for) but they almost got caught and then Logan asked his Dark Emissary buddy for help and the Emissary said ‘Sure! But you gotta give me Becky tonight.’ and Logan said ‘Sure!’ and then the Emissary made one of the cops shoot another cop and Logan escaped but Becky Felt Bad and went to talk to the cops and Logan was all ‘Awwww shiiiit, I gotta give her to my Dark Master!’ and he went to lurk at her house but she wasn’t there!

But Crow came and was all “What’s up! Oooh, aren’t stars pretty. We could wish on them! Hey, what would they wish for back?” and Logan was all, “BLOOD.” and Crow laughed because he thought it was a joke but it WASN’T.

Then they went to the police station and Logan peered in at windows and found Becky and Crow walked in and was like “Omg! I heard Becky was here, is she okaaaay? Because I totally care about her because we were totally dating.” which was a LIE but the person at the desk believed him and she came out to talk with him and Logan hid under the car and listened but then the desk attendant was all “Hey Crow let’s get coffee, in my car, which I don’t know Logan is hiding under.” and Crow was like, “Shit okay I guess.” and they did and Logan was like “Ugh now Crow is gonna get LAID and I still don’t have Becky and I need to sacrifice her to my Dark Lord.”

But Crow DIDN’T because he was all trying to pump the cop for info and she wanted to hit on him but he was like Uh No because girls are ICKY and so she was SAD.

Becky finally got home and Logan took her to a DARK ALTAR in the woods and did blood ritual with her and then blacked out and woke up in his bed and Becky was GONE.

And Crow wandered around and had a vision of the Dark Emissary and failed to find Becky and fell asleep in the woods and skipped school, and then Crow and Logan got to talking after school and Crow had a vision of how to get into Joey (the maybe murdered? kid)‘s house and he was like "This won’t end badly!"

So he took Logan and they WENT and snuck in and found stairs leading into the darkness and Joey all Frankensteined up and Crow was all COMMUNING with him and like ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT’ and then Joey’s crazy psycho dark magic doctor mother came down and was all I KILL YOU but Crow was like “But it’s okay!” even though she was eyeing Logan for spare parts but then she decided it’d be okay if they got her the spare parts but she wanted a hostage so Crow stayed and Logan went (but Crow kissed him for good luck first, but Logan still is NOT GAY because Crow kissed him and not the other way around, so Logan’s just like, passive gay, even though he kissed back).

So Crow and psycho dark magic doctor mother (who is named Caroline) talked about feelings, and Logan went and asked his Dark Master for help and then he had to flagellate himself and BLEED but he did, sort of, only he sucked and needed to get his Dark Master’s Help and I don’t know maybe if your evil gods ask for things you’re not even capable of doing that should be a sign that they are BAD THINGS and may not have your best interests at heart but what do I know?

So anyway Logan did it and then he was coming back and found Britt’s Mom with Mysterious Organ Pain and so he called Crow and Crow told the crazy doctor lady and she dragged him up and was going to cut open Britt’s Mom but Crow was like “WAIT! This is someone’s MOM.”

And crazy doctor lady may be crazy but she believes in FAMILY VALUES (except for the part where she used her husband for spare parts) so she was all careful about the surgery and didn’t KILL Britt’s mom, just like mutilated her partially and Crow was like OMG and then he ran away with Logan and dragged him to school at like 6:30 in the morning because Crow PROMISED his MOM and then Crow found out Logan was BLEEDING and he FREAKED OUT and tended it and they TOTALLY CUDDLED (but Logan still isn’t gay, nope).

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Worst. Week. Ever.

You’d think that on a day when you get to school, and the jerk who sits next to you in homeroom isn’t there, it would wind up being alright. But it’s like the furthest thing from alright, as it turns out.

So yeah, Joey wasn’t in homeroom on Wednesday. Woo hoo! But then they said we were going to have a mandatory assembly in the afternoon. Lame. So we went, and there were a ton of cops. Like real cops, not just rent-a-cops. And then they started pulling people out two at a time. So when the guys got pulled out, they were FREAKING out. And then I had to go in there, and they were asking questions about Joey, so I made some shit up. Whatever.

Then we figured if there weren’t going to be classes for the rest of the day, we should go hang out in the band room. Only it was locked, and Flinch didn’t even want to pick the lock, because we heard some voices in there. So I asked Crow if he’d find out who was in there. It was the football coach and that lame-o security guard who was a senior like two years ago, and they were talking about Joey, and something going wrong or something. I dunno.

So we went to practice at Dominic’s house later, and Micah gave me a ride home. But I could tell he was just trying to get me naked. So I strung him along for a bit, told him we could hang out on Friday, and then went inside to study math. But I kept getting this weird nervous mood from Dominic, so I texted him and got him to come over to help me with math. When he did, I got him to tell me about some chick who had been trying to talk to him and Micah about quitting Precocious and joining a new band or something.

The next day at school, I yelled at Micah about him talking to this girl (her name’s Sierra), and he admitted he’d been talking to her, but that he wasn’t going to quit the band. So I told him I wanted to meet her, and that he should get her to come over to Dominic’s after school. So we all went over there to hang out, and she finally came over. She started knocking the band, and told us about a Battle of the Bands next month at The Castle. I told her we wanted to play, and she wanted me to give her Dominic if she got us in. I told her he wasn’t mine to give, and that she could have me if she’d get us into the contest.

So then we got Flinch to come over so we could practice, and I suggested we should go to The Castle on Friday night. Micah got upset about that, because I had promised him we would hang out on Friday. So then Dominic got all upset about me and Micah, and I told him there was no “me and Micah,” and then Micah was upset about that, so I told them both that I wasn’t dating anybody in the band because it would ruin everything. So then Micah offered me a ride home again, and tried to tell me (or at least thought it really hard) that he didn’t want to date, he just wanted to screw around. But Dominic was still upset, so I went back in to talk to him and tell him I was for real not going to date Micah. And then I got him to give me one of his old T-shirts, because I had told Micah that I had forgotten something inside.

Anyway, I got home and was laying in bed, thinking about Dominic and Micah and the Battle of the Bands when Mom got home. I couldn’t fall asleep because she kept making little noises, and then she told me she was sick and needed to go to the hospital. So I started to drive her there, but when we got about halfway there, she said we had to stop the car.

That’s when shit got weird. Logan was just hanging out with a cooler, and then this woman dragged Crow out of her house, and it turns out she was a doctor that does surgery in her basement, or something. Anyway, I guess Mom had stomach and lung cancer, and so this lady had to take out one of her lungs and part of her stomach, and then sent us home with instructions on what she can and can’t eat, and told me that Mom can’t go back to work for like seven weeks or something.

I’m glad Lorraine’s still living next door, because I’m going to need her to help me take care of Mom. Meanwhile, I’ve gotta go to school. And then when I get home tonight, I’m gonna dye my hair blonde and cut it to look like Mom’s. Because somebody’s gotta have a job around here, and I don’t think her boss would even notice if I started showing up instead of her.

Never mind the band, and the Battle of the Bands, and Dominic, and the fact that the only reason I can hold it together enough to write all of this is because I can smell him on his T-shirt… what the hell is going on?

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